tomlinsogay:

my teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said, “at the end of this ruler is an idiot.” i got detention after asking which end.

sofapizza:

pleatedjeans:via
brendopedia:

where it all began

brendopedia:

where it all began

Teacher : What comes after 69 ?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out .

you’re cooler than me?

guess that makes me hotter than you